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Idiot Alert:
If you ever run into these boys walk the other way...they are a waste of your time.

I went to Temple Square this past weekend to see the Christmas lights with two of my girlfriends and about 7 of these really obnoxious, superficial boys. They were really not that cool, actually I would pretty much describe them as arrogant idiots. As soon as we got to Temple Square they were complaining about how cold it was and that they wanted to go home and the rest of the night didn't shape up to be much better. The whole night they would start to speak in Spanish and one guy kept saying in Spanish that he had to fart or that he just farted. Thanks to Senorita Machado and Senor Barkley...and my dad, I understand A LOT of Spanish, especially the word fart. It was actually quite humorous hearing them talk and think that I could not understand a word. The whole time I had this smirk on my face and I wasn't going to say a word. Then at the end of the night someone told a joke in Spanish that was pretty funny and I started to laugh and the one guy goes...wait, do you speak Spanish? He then asked me in Spanish if I could understand a certain phrase and I told him what it meant and then asked me about another phrase and I also told him what that meant. They were all like oh crap. They knew that I had understood what they were saying the whole night and that I could understand that they had been talking bad about my friends and I and about all the farting and such.
All in all they were idiots. If you are going to speak in another language about someone in front of their face, at least find out if that person understands what you are saying. Also, you are not that cool if you speak Spanish...everyone does.
Another thing that really bugged me was that this one kid had just gotten home from his mission and he was like yeah I served in Portugal.........its in Europe. I was like yes Portugal is in Europe. So is Spain which boarders Portugal...and France is in Europe...and so is Italy. There are a lot of countries in Europe.
This guy must have thought I was a complete idiot. He was like ok well where is Abu Dhabi? So I told him it was in Iraq and he was like yup you are right. I knew he had just come up with some random place that he had heard of once because Abu Dhabi is actually in the United Arab Emirates and when I told him where it really was he was like oh yeah I knew that I was just testing you.
The whole night was a complete disaster. The only good part of the whole experience is that we slept up in Salt Lake at Allie's house and her parents made us Paninis for dinner and French Toast with bread from Great Harvest in the morning.
Needless to say, I will never hang out with these guys ever again.